My computer is 7 years old. What is that in human years?
The buck does not even slow down here...
If you get a barbed wire tatoo when you're 18, when you're 80, you have a picket fence
If you kill yourself please keep in mind the tax consequences
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner
- Red Skelton
I was reading a book called 'The History Of Glue.' I couldn't put it down
Sleep is still the best medicine against insomnia
He who slings mud generally loses ground
The Dark Ages were caused by the Y1K problem
Teamwork means never having to take the blame yourself